You might be a band nerd if...

                   You Might Be a Band Nerd If...
You keep reeds in your wallet.
You have dreams about the Cavaliers.
You want to have babies with Kennasaw.
You think you march better when you need to pee really bad.
You think you look sexy in your uniform.
You do look sexy in your uniform.
You've ever campletely changed clothes on a school bus.
You don't think 4 am is too early to get up for a competition.
You bring your lunch in your hatbox.
Your dinkles are your favorite shoes.
You've ever had Dr. Beat stuck in your head.
You practice your instrument instead of doing homework.
Band camp is the most fun you'll have all year.
Football games are the highlight of your week.
You own a little pin of your instrument.
Your reed tastes yummy.
You wish band camp started in may.
You are close personal friends with your director.
You live in the band room.
You've ever caught a rifle in your tuba bell.
You've suffered multiple injuries from flags.
You can sit through 30 marching shows and not get bored.
You think your director is hot.
You roll your feet walking to the bus stop.
You've ever taken a tuba home on the bus.
You've ever spent hours setting your show as your cell phone's ring tone.
You've ever marched saxophone without a neckstrap.
You've ever stood at attention for 30 minutes and not completely died.
You've ever marched a 2 to 5.
You know what a 2 to 5 is.
You've marched an instrument older than your grandma.
Someone starts clapping and you snap into attention.